Todays prompt is:
Do you own a garden? What do you grow?
Mary Mary Quite Contrary
How Does Your Garden Grow?
With Silver Bells and Cockle Shells
And Pretty Maids All In A Row
Yes I do have a garden. Its a stupid piece of land that is on a 45 degree angle! It is basically unusable.
What do I grow? (These are not my choices, I would happily burn the lot, get it levelled and put patio slabs down)
- Blackberry Bushes - Lots of them, very thick, very sharp, growing everywhere
- A 25ft Conifer Tree!
- The neighbours weeds. The neighbours have been very clever and put their fence up about 6 inches away from mine, so the weeds grow between the fences and through to my garden!
- BADGERS!! Well I don't grow them, but I know they are hiding in my garden somewhere!
Yes we have tried to clear it. My Dad has been up and cut everything back. But it still keeps growing. At a really stupid rate. I don't understand how it all grows so quickly either because our soil is mainly clay.
So here we have it, much to my embarrassment. My garden.
Note: Any donations of offers to help, man power, miracle workers, or rich people willing to donate money will be gratefully received :-D